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Brittany Paige

He's Less Emotionally Available Than Your Cat

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As the great Lizzo said, truth hurts. Let them know what you REALLY think with this blunt (but funny) card.
A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
Available blank or personalized printed message inside.
Includes matching envelope.
Printed in the United States.
100% recyclable post-consumer waste.
FSC® Certified, Green Seal Certified.

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Craft your own personalized message and we'll print, stamp, and have the cards delivered for you.

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For both you and the planet.

Recycled with 100% post-consumer fiber.
Green Seal Certified, made with a minimum of 30% post consumer waste and meets federal procurement guidelines.
FSC® Certified, ensuring all conservation® papers meet the mark of responsible forestry.
Manufactured Process Chlorine Free (PCF).

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